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Song Parodies -> "Twelve Years Of My Life"
Original Song Title:
"Twelve Days Of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Twelve Years Of My Life"
Parody Written by:
T.J. Spindler
The Lyrics
My Birthday Is 12/28, And This Year (2004) I'm Turning Twelve. It's Not Too Late To Click The "Back Arrow" Button. I'm Telling You, You Don't Want To Read This. It Is Filled With Stupidity. I Have Made A Lie, Just To See If Something Worked. It Was A Big Lie. Basically Everything I Said In That Lie Was Untrue. I Have Found Out From That Lie, That Some People Only Give Me Bad Scores Because I'm, Well, Me. If You Want To Know What Lie That Is, Comment On This.
On the first year of my birth my parents gave to me
A bib and a purple binky.
On the second year of my birth my parents gave to me
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the third year of my birth my parents gave to me
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the fourth year of my birth my parents gave to me
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the fifth year of my birth my parents gave to me
-Five things for school-
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the sixth year of my birth my parents gave to me
Six bags of candy
-Five things for school-
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the seventh year of my birth my parents gave to me
Seven action figures
Six bags of candy
-Five things for school-
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the eighth year of my birth my parents gave to me
Eight handheld games
Seven action figures
Six bags of candy
-Five things for school-
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the ninth year of my birth my parents gave to me
Nine Pokemon card packs
Eight handheld games
Seven action figures
Six bags of candy
-Five things for school-
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the tenth year of my birth my parents gave to me
Ten games for Gameboy
Nine Pokemon card packs
Eight handheld games
Seven action figures
Six bags of candy
-Five things for school-
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the eleventh year of my birth my parents gave to me
Eleven videos
Ten games for Gameboy
Nine Pokemon card packs
Eight handheld games
Seven action figures
Six bags of candy
-Five things for school-
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the twelfth year of my birth my parents gave to me
Twelve blank discs for burning
Eleven videos
Ten games for Gameboy
Nine Pokemon card packs
Eight handheld games
Seven action figures
Six bags of candy
-Five things for school-
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
A bib and a purple binky.
On the second year of my birth my parents gave to me
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the third year of my birth my parents gave to me
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the fourth year of my birth my parents gave to me
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the fifth year of my birth my parents gave to me
-Five things for school-
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the sixth year of my birth my parents gave to me
Six bags of candy
-Five things for school-
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the seventh year of my birth my parents gave to me
Seven action figures
Six bags of candy
-Five things for school-
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the eighth year of my birth my parents gave to me
Eight handheld games
Seven action figures
Six bags of candy
-Five things for school-
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the ninth year of my birth my parents gave to me
Nine Pokemon card packs
Eight handheld games
Seven action figures
Six bags of candy
-Five things for school-
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the tenth year of my birth my parents gave to me
Ten games for Gameboy
Nine Pokemon card packs
Eight handheld games
Seven action figures
Six bags of candy
-Five things for school-
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the eleventh year of my birth my parents gave to me
Eleven videos
Ten games for Gameboy
Nine Pokemon card packs
Eight handheld games
Seven action figures
Six bags of candy
-Five things for school-
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the twelfth year of my birth my parents gave to me
Twelve blank discs for burning
Eleven videos
Ten games for Gameboy
Nine Pokemon card packs
Eight handheld games
Seven action figures
Six bags of candy
-Five things for school-
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
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