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Song Parodies -> "In Swedish: Jag vill bli en innebandyskytt"
Original Song Title:
"Jag vill bli en pansarskytt"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"In Swedish: Jag vill bli en innebandyskytt"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
This is one of my song parodies in Swedish. In the spirit of backup awareness Chucky has given me permission to post them here along with my others. Thank you Chucky! And now for the Swedish introduction to this particular song: Detta �r, tror jag, min enda sports�ng p� svenska hittills.
Jag vill bli en innebandyskytt
JAG VILL BLI EN INNEBANDYSKYTT!!
Jag har tr�nat tills jag spytt
JAG HAR TR�NAT TILLS JAG SPYTT!!
Jag vill krossa kn�sk�lar och skallar
JAG VILL KROSSA KN�SK�LAR OCH SKALLAR!!
Kn�a era skitiga ballar
KN�A ERA SKITIGA BALLAR!!
N�r jag med min klubba sl�r
N�R JAG MED MIN KLUBBA SL�R!!
Uti Finland sorg dom f�r
UTI FINLAND SORG DOM F�R!!
Sidolinjen lyser r�d
SIDOLINJEN LYSER R�D!!
Domarn ligger kall och d�d
DOMARN LIGGER KALL OCH D�D!!
Hj�rnsubstans �ver golvet rinner
HJ�RNSUBSTANS �VER GOLVET RINNER!!
Segern vi tar och sen vi f�rsvinner
SEGERN VI TAR OCH SEN VI F�RSVINNER!!
S - V - E - R - I - G - E
Sverige! Sverige! Sverige!
JAG VILL BLI EN INNEBANDYSKYTT!!
Jag har tr�nat tills jag spytt
JAG HAR TR�NAT TILLS JAG SPYTT!!
Jag vill krossa kn�sk�lar och skallar
JAG VILL KROSSA KN�SK�LAR OCH SKALLAR!!
Kn�a era skitiga ballar
KN�A ERA SKITIGA BALLAR!!
N�r jag med min klubba sl�r
N�R JAG MED MIN KLUBBA SL�R!!
Uti Finland sorg dom f�r
UTI FINLAND SORG DOM F�R!!
Sidolinjen lyser r�d
SIDOLINJEN LYSER R�D!!
Domarn ligger kall och d�d
DOMARN LIGGER KALL OCH D�D!!
Hj�rnsubstans �ver golvet rinner
HJ�RNSUBSTANS �VER GOLVET RINNER!!
Segern vi tar och sen vi f�rsvinner
SEGERN VI TAR OCH SEN VI F�RSVINNER!!
S - V - E - R - I - G - E
Sverige! Sverige! Sverige!
� Peter Andersson
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F�rtr�fflig, utm�rkt, utomordentligt, pr�ktig!
Hakkaa p��lle Suomen poika! Vi ses i v�rldsmestarskampen!
So, a fellow Scandinavian huh? Seems the perfect opportunity to ask what that Finlandish expression "Hakkaa p��lle" really mean?
The Finnish cavalrymen swam their ponies over the Vistula the Danube and the Rhine like to a fiest, in going to meet their opponents. And under the heavy sabres of these brawny, broad shouldered bears of the North, nothing could stand. "Hakkaa p��lle," (strike on), was the Finnish command for a charge and in the churches of their opponents were prayed "God deliver us from Hakkaa p��lles."
http://gamma.nic.fi/~wirmaila/english/wirmhist/wirmhisten.doc - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
During the military operations in Germany, Heikki Pietarinpoika Wirmala rose to become a corporal, and thus had about 50 men under his command. He evidently fought in the cavalry commanded by Torsten Stahlhandske and called "The Hakkapelites" (from the Finnish words "hakkaa p��lle", which means attack and hit ).
The title means: "I wanna be a floor bandy forward/shooter/goalscorer".
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