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Song Parodies -> "O Eggnog"
Original Song Title:
"O Tannenbaum"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"O Eggnog"
Parody Written by:
Abbott Skelding
The Lyrics
Day 17 of the "25 Days of Christmas Parody" challenge. I like eggnog, I love drinking it every Christmas. But I don't think I'd require a hostage negotiator if I didn't get any. Original Song
O my eggnog, my pure eggnog,
All other drinks don’t matter
O my eggnog, I love eggnog,
I couldn’t drink you faster
I must have you at Christmastime
Breakfast or dinner, any time!
O my eggnog, o cold eggnog,
No other drink is better!
O my, eggnog! Where’s my eggnog!?
It’s all gone, how’d this happen?
Need more eggnog, a market run!
But all the shelves are barren
“They’ve all been picked, wiped clean alright.
Won’t have none here ‘til New Years night.”
O my eggnog, I’ll right this wrong...
I’ll take this whole store hostage!
*pictures of crying shoppers near Christmas decorations, the doors locked with giant candy canes, helicopters flying overhead with police and news crews out front of the store*
“Just bring me more, and we’ll be fine!”
Then SWAT busts in, it ends tonight!
For you eggnog - I’ll die, eggnog
All other drinks don’t matter…
All other drinks don’t matter
O my eggnog, I love eggnog,
I couldn’t drink you faster
I must have you at Christmastime
Breakfast or dinner, any time!
O my eggnog, o cold eggnog,
No other drink is better!
O my, eggnog! Where’s my eggnog!?
It’s all gone, how’d this happen?
Need more eggnog, a market run!
But all the shelves are barren
“They’ve all been picked, wiped clean alright.
Won’t have none here ‘til New Years night.”
O my eggnog, I’ll right this wrong...
I’ll take this whole store hostage!
*pictures of crying shoppers near Christmas decorations, the doors locked with giant candy canes, helicopters flying overhead with police and news crews out front of the store*
“Just bring me more, and we’ll be fine!”
Then SWAT busts in, it ends tonight!
For you eggnog - I’ll die, eggnog
All other drinks don’t matter…
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I wonder what this insanely obsessed eggnog junkie does all other months of the year. Does he just load up on cartons until next Christmas? I wonder what the expiration date is on eggnog? It’s a dairy product so I’m assuming it’s not very long
^ just sits around waiting until next Christmas time, I assume... 5s
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