Obama said I've - a shocker for you.
Today Forty-Four's joined by Forty Two.
Why the heck is Bill Clinton here?
Just like 'ninety-four - we took a shellack,
And that is why - I've brought Willie back.
He's not here for Rose Garden beer.

I'll do no obfuscating - although my base went south.
I'll do no moderating when - you can hear it from Bill's mouth!
Slick Bill will give you - the answers you seek:
His "lifelong beliefs" - that he holds this week.
That is why old Bill Clinton's here.


Michelle has a fete - so I have to go.
Bill's now on a roll - he's caught in the show.
Clinton thinks he's still President.
He'll lay on his spin - he's good as we know.
He never got thin - from eating much crow.
But you'll never hear ME repent.

We were such bitter foes back - when I faced Hillary.
Bill said I called him racist - "I won't let him swift-boat me!".
So now I'll use Bill - when I have a chance.
I just hope he will - keep it in his pants.
That's why old Bill Clinton is here!