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Song Parodies -> "Santa Has Been Sleeping Around"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Santa Has Been Sleeping Around"
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
This story seems...familiar....
The story got out
The public's enraged
And Mrs St. Nick
Is on the rampage
Santa has been sleeping around...
He drove his big sleigh
Into some chim-neys
But didn't want to
Involve the police
Santa has been sleeping around...
He's got a pair o' black eyes
He's got a broken nose
Because his missus learned about
Santa's many ho ho ho's!
For hundreds of years
And all in one night
Across the whole globe
And even "in-flight",
Santa's sure been sleeping around
[INSTRUMENTAL]
A little child is crying
Now Christmas Eve has come
"Kris Kringle has been grounded, coz
Of the gift he gave my mom"
A Tiger in bed,
You'd have to admit
Delivering toys
And pregnancy kits
Santa has been sleeping around!!!
The public's enraged
And Mrs St. Nick
Is on the rampage
Santa has been sleeping around...
He drove his big sleigh
Into some chim-neys
But didn't want to
Involve the police
Santa has been sleeping around...
He's got a pair o' black eyes
He's got a broken nose
Because his missus learned about
Santa's many ho ho ho's!
For hundreds of years
And all in one night
Across the whole globe
And even "in-flight",
Santa's sure been sleeping around
[INSTRUMENTAL]
A little child is crying
Now Christmas Eve has come
"Kris Kringle has been grounded, coz
Of the gift he gave my mom"
A Tiger in bed,
You'd have to admit
Delivering toys
And pregnancy kits
Santa has been sleeping around!!!
Merry Christmas, all!
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FTW
Welcome back! This was awesome 555 I have a new one too, two actually!
How is this possible? Everybody knows Santa only "comes" once a year! ;D
Way to work Tiger in there at the end. And God only knows what Freud would have made of the chimney analogy. Ribber: I first heard that joke in an Erma Bombeck column 20 years ago. I guess we're all lucky Jean Shepherd didn't work it into "A Christmas Story."
Tiger's having a black christmas I guess...
Hahaha... Brilliance!
Ahh, Lord Kristof, ~Duke oKilts soGuilty ~ 'Tis a cute little ditty there, Sir ! Oh that naughty St Nickster . . .
You've managed to pen another great piece, Kristof Kringle. XD
BTW, I enjoyed the Tiger reference, too. 555
BTW, I enjoyed the Tiger reference, too. 555
ROFL.... loved the "all of Santa's ho ho ho's" line!
Jolly Tigerific! This is the Christmas parody I'd been waiting for... a perfect hoalescence!
Merry Christmas Kristof. Thanks for the holiday laughs! "Delivering toys And pregnancy kits". :-D
Hilarious
Tricky way of showing Santa Tiger's problems..
cute. Thanks for the chrissy laugh. Keep up the good work (-:
Thankee thankee Philbo, Jackie, Ribberman, Michaelopedia,Pete, Matty, Ms CK, JS, Fiddlegirl, TJC, Wolfie, Optimus Primus, AFW and kkkate..... save your welcome back, Jackie: I'll always be an occasional (sometimes more) visitor, but have a lot on my plate at the mo. Still it's fun to dip my toes in the water every now and then. Feliz Navidad, Joyeux Noel, vrolijke Kerstmis, and buon natale to you all!
Who knew Santa was such a Tiger in bed? Nice work Kristof Kringle!
@ Peter Andersson: If you saw the news, you knew Tiger was having a very *white* Christams. ... OMG, there's a parody waiting to be written. It's a dirty, rotten job, but somebody...
@ Kris: So "Robertson" is a pseudonym for "Kringle" eh? Verrry clever! All these years, and who knew? But as for the pregnancy line, why not put some condoms in your sleigh and on your St. Pickle-us?
555, and as for your "brown-nosing" comment @ BJ21's fine group tribute 17 Dec,, sorry that you missed the (possibly record-breaking) group tribuTTE that included *35* writers. Grounds for admission:
"This is *everyone* (with a recognizable nick) who has commented on TT's *own* songs from July 1, 2009, through September 6, 2009, so if anyone is feeling left out, (coughhintcough)."
Would *really* have loved to have included you, and so sorry you were MIA at the time!
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/dustyspringfield39.shtml
@ Kris: So "Robertson" is a pseudonym for "Kringle" eh? Verrry clever! All these years, and who knew? But as for the pregnancy line, why not put some condoms in your sleigh and on your St. Pickle-us?
555, and as for your "brown-nosing" comment @ BJ21's fine group tribute 17 Dec,, sorry that you missed the (possibly record-breaking) group tribuTTE that included *35* writers. Grounds for admission:
"This is *everyone* (with a recognizable nick) who has commented on TT's *own* songs from July 1, 2009, through September 6, 2009, so if anyone is feeling left out, (coughhintcough)."
Would *really* have loved to have included you, and so sorry you were MIA at the time!
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/dustyspringfield39.shtml
Re: comment to Peter Andersson: It's done and in. (No, not Tiger, the *parody*.) Should post today, Friday. ... thanks for the indirect inspiration, Peter.
Wow, what a way to come back!!!!! Very funny, very dirty--very cool. Of course, I can't blame him, I mean, he goes and works around a bunch of elves all the time, he needs the break, awesome parody Kristof!
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