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Song Parodies -> "I Keep Ho's for Blissness"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Be Home for Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"I Keep Ho's for Blissness"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I'm pimping each night
A for-pay harem:
Eva, Joan, Fran, Vi, Eugenie, Sue.

So show your dough
For a schlong 'tain't slack.
My prod-miss crew

I keep ho's for blissness.
What's your fantasy?
They'll give blow: lips or whips chose.
They'll fress gents for a fee.

Bliss Miss Eve for ninety
Or vice-love Irene.
I keep ho's for business. . .
The oldest job we've seen.
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alvin - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
merry christmas indeed !
LittleCupCakes - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
sir John, perhaps you need a 'hose'!!
MrMacphisto - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
I could see Outkast or Ludacris singing this... lol... 5-5-5
Dee Range - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm sending $180 to ya. Like Ernie Banks, I feel like playing a double-header today
Nelson Muntz - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
HA HA!

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