Doris Foodle's a black-haired
Girl who's dressed in green
Doris was a real good name
She's who I've ever seen

Doris enjoys chewing gum
Blowing it into a bubble
Swear someday she might be
Getting into trouble

Doris Foodle's being sent
To the principal office
The principal's getting mad
Will Doris end up like this?

Doris Foodle's still sitting
In front of the principal
Here is what the principal
Just said to Doris Foodle

"Doris, here's a silver rule
that you have to follow.
Try to not chew gum please
I'm trusting in my sorrows!"

Doris said "Don't worry.
It's just a piece of Orbit."
The principal just talked back
"Doris, break that habit."