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Song Parodies -> "The British Pint O' Beer"
Original Song Title:
"The British Grenadiers"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The British Pint O' Beer"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
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If you don't know the OS, here's a link to one that not only has the lyrics, but also an annoying MIDI to play along in the background: The British Grenadiers
If you don't know the OS, here's a link to one that not only has the lyrics, but also an annoying MIDI to play along in the background: The British Grenadiers
Some drink their cold Budweiser
And some drink Sol or Becks
Kronenbourg or Kaiser
Or Castlemaine XXXX
But forget cold, fizzy lagers
There's none that can compare
Let it flow flow flow flow flow flow flow
It's the British pint o' beer
With no carbon dioxide
It's flat as flat can be
The flavour can be savoured
Not burped repeatedly
At its best: thick, dark and chewy
Never yellow and clear
Let it flow flow flow flow flow flow flow
Drink the British pint o' beer
So let us fill a tankard
And drink a pint o' the same
That's warm and flat and tasty
And has "Olde" somewhere in the name
Be it Roger or Peculier
Let's drink in all good cheer
Let it flow flow flow flow flow flow flow
To the British pint o' beer
And some drink Sol or Becks
Kronenbourg or Kaiser
Or Castlemaine XXXX
But forget cold, fizzy lagers
There's none that can compare
Let it flow flow flow flow flow flow flow
It's the British pint o' beer
With no carbon dioxide
It's flat as flat can be
The flavour can be savoured
Not burped repeatedly
At its best: thick, dark and chewy
Never yellow and clear
Let it flow flow flow flow flow flow flow
Drink the British pint o' beer
So let us fill a tankard
And drink a pint o' the same
That's warm and flat and tasty
And has "Olde" somewhere in the name
Be it Roger or Peculier
Let's drink in all good cheer
Let it flow flow flow flow flow flow flow
To the British pint o' beer
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"Thick, dark, and chewy", hmmmm? That gives me a great idea for a new product: beer taffy! (BTW, I've wanted to try a true British ale for some time - they are bloody hard to find in the US of A.) I raise a pint to this well done tribute.
Go to beercandy dot com, they sell beer taffy!
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