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Song Parodies -> "Have Yourself A Constipated Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Have Yourself A Constipated Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Natalie Lawson
The Lyrics
"Tis the season when we get served so much hard sugar candy and cookies and whatnot made from white flour. So this is what always happens to me this time of year!
Have yourself a constipated Christmas!
Stuff yourself tonight
With each sweet and scrumptuous holiday delight.
Have yourself a constipated Christmas,
Sending down the hatch
Many a candy cane and doughy cookie batch!
Party poopers, why should we be?
Gorge on goodies we
All crave!
Yuletide bloating I wish to you!
Think what tissue you
Will save!
Soon, with New Year's, everyone will ask what
We resolve to do.
Think I'll say I just resolve to take a poo!
And likewise may you pass your Merry Christmas too!
Stuff yourself tonight
With each sweet and scrumptuous holiday delight.
Have yourself a constipated Christmas,
Sending down the hatch
Many a candy cane and doughy cookie batch!
Party poopers, why should we be?
Gorge on goodies we
All crave!
Yuletide bloating I wish to you!
Think what tissue you
Will save!
Soon, with New Year's, everyone will ask what
We resolve to do.
Think I'll say I just resolve to take a poo!
And likewise may you pass your Merry Christmas too!
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Lolz. Hilari-ass!
Be sure you drink lots of fluids and hope you get plenty of fruit.
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