I had a flat, the flat squeezed me
I fed my flat over some gravy
Flat goes wigglie ouchie

I had a gin, the gin seized me
I fed my gin over there went pee
Gin goes rup, rup, rup, rup

I had a muck, the muck seazed me
I head a muck right into tree
Muck oh's ack, ack

I had a mousse, the mousse seized me
I fed my mousse squirt of fish hairr
Mousse goes sprayie, sprayie

I had a wig, the wig pleased me
My head had wig at some old party
Wig flows kink, kink

I had a heap, the heap seized me
My head so deep is hurting me
Heap oh's aah, aah

I had a slog, the slog freezed me
I fled I slog so heavily
Slog goes doggy, doddgy

I had a passkey, please give me
I dread leakey will start in me
Leakey goes dribble, dribble, dribble

I had a booster, it pleased me
I'm fed from it cheap grocery
Booster goes ex-tra-dose or two

I had a clog, the clog seized me
I head out as I dance from pie
clog went stompp

I had a house, and the house eased me
I bet my house sum good money
House hopes Ooo, leftovers!