Song Parodies -> "Mr Bobbitt"

Original Song Title:

"Mr Brightside"

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Original Performer:

"Mr Bobbitt"

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The Lyrics

Coming out in Virginia
And he's a young husband
And it's not at all
Lorena is young and she's 22
Malicious wounding better not sound right
Now I need a keyboard
And it's 1993
Now i remember it all happening
Taking it all down the toilet

Cos I just don't look
It's bothering me
I'm taking Xanax

Lorena
Taking her knife out to the sea
Twisting her hubby's vejazzle
It ain't so pretty
But it's the price I pay
Alternative rock is calling me
Opening up my Siamese dreams
Cos I'm Mr Bobbitt

Santeria is in a cage
And so is Xanax
Yes, I wanna be brunette it's not nicer now
Got my rat In a cage and I wanna be 1979

It's taking me to Bolton
Taking myself into the sea
Just self~harming into my wrist
Cos I just can't look
You're a Mormon
And Mormon is bastardo

Telling me all about Lorena
Taking myself into Lancashire
Turning through Salford
Leaving me to whisper Chinese
Opening up my student folder
From when all this happened
But without my Basildon accent
Cos I'm Mr Bobbitt

I wonder
I wonder
I wonder
Cos I wonder
I wonder

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