His mama was a Beagle with a pedigree
His daddy was a mongrel living life so free
One day that bitch slipped out the gate
Her owner ran after her but then he found her too late
Because the mutt and she were makin’ revelry
Nine weeks later she gave birth behind an old apple tree.

He was the cutest puppy that I met one day
I quickly fell in love, adopted right away.
But darn I - have some allergies
I grab a handkerchief and, just as soon as I sneeze
He steals my tissue then, he starts to chew with glee.
He's the booger eatin' beagle that accompanies me

A root, a toot, a toot diddlee yada toot
He went and ate in the bar, and then the bathroom
I can’t blow my nose unless I’m guarding my dirr-ty Kleenex from him
And my company jumps; he’s full of deviltry
He's the booger eatin' beagle that accompanies me

He was some booger eatin' beagle that embarrasses me
When he pulls tissues from the trash well he is busy as a bu - zzy bee
And when he swallows he makes us all grossed out as can be
He's the booger eatin' beagle that accompanies me. Ah-da

Toot diddelyada, Toot diddelyada
Boogers, he went and ate in my car
I can’t blow my nose unless I’m guarding myyy Kleenex from hiii - mm
A a a and no company comes, no matter how I plea
He's the booger eatin' beagle that accompanies me

He waits till I’m asleep, eats boogers every night
I catch him just the same way in the early bright
I yell, “Bad dog!” and stamp my feet
Because I know what he loves, he thinks that snot is a treat
But still he cracks me up, he’s full of comedy
He's the booger eatin' beagle that accompanies me

A toot, a toot, a toot diddlee yada toot
He went and ate in the bar, and then the bathroom
I can’t blow my nose unless I’m guarding my dirr-ty Kleenex from him
And my company jumps, he’s full of deviltry
He's the booger eatin' beagle that accompanies me