Language faux, language foe
Head is dulled in léxico
Rat's screech, “no”, El Golfo
De Mexico, so

The guy’s a goon full o’ squall
It’s all ill wind that he blows
“Gulf Of America” yarn’s
An effluent flow

Crap free-flows, crap free-flows
Buccal gulf from which it blows
Crap free-flows, crap free-flows
Clown’s a feckless/reckless/senseless schmoe
Clown’s a Kremlin ho’

Lexicon from his bray cave
What mostly comes out is schlock
It’s much more likely you’ll hear
A crock of treacherous talk

Back is bowed, back is bowed
From bending, he’s Russia’s ho’
Back is bowed very low
Down, and set to blow

His slime lottery he bares
To show the sellouts and wacks
Like Vladtart, Dregsdreck and Gnome
As with all, they’ve got Vlad’s back

Rats, sleaze, ho’s, scams, sleaze ho’s
For dunces this dread freak goes
Dammed sleaze ho’s, Vlad’s sleaze ho’s
Down to bend and blow

Trunt craps on Mexico’s brand
His racism’s showing there
He burps out more nonsense noise
Then to knees he repairs

Vlad screams “Go”! Vlad means low
Gets big gulps from flexing throat
Vlad he throats, Vlad emotes
“Mouth a second go”!