This is the bong that never ends.
Yes, it's always filled my friend.
Some people started puffing it
Not caring what it was,
And they kept on puffing it
Getting high because...

This is the bong that never ends.
Yes, it's endless weed my friend.
Illusions started racing
As their brains turned into fuzz,
And they kept on spacing
A little crazed because...

This is the bong that never ends.
Everything's on fire my friend.
The tables started dancing and
The floors began to buzz,
And the walls are bleeding
It's a trip because...

This is the bong that never ends.
Someone's way too high my friend.
Some dude he puffed so hard that he
Forgot just who he was
And he got so dizzy that he
Threw up because...

This is the bong that never ends...