So drop them now, the charges against Shakira
It ain't like her at all to commit tax fraud
My purpose is trying to defend one of the greatest singers
The least you could do in the end is get stung by a stinger

You're so slanderous; where's your evidence?
And I pray she avoids going behind bars
You're so slanderous; very scandalous
And I pray you're exposed as the liar you are, yeah

Next to denounce is ableist Sia Furler
She's prejudiced 'gainst people with autism
And rudeness is how she defends herself against the critics
And I've every right to resent because I am a cynic

She's so treacherous; what a bitch she is
And I hope Sia gets lifetime behind bars
She's too villainous for show business
And I hope that she gets hit by someone's car, yeah

Plus Lea Michele, Ari and Cardi B
J.K. and Doja, Demi and Hillary
God, I hope they choke on hate, literally
Even as they make a lame apology
Plus McGowan Rose with skewed priorities
Is she actually for or against LGBTs
God I hope she chokes on hate, literally
Even as she sings the praise of misandry

Those jerks' preachiness makes me really pissed
And I dream about chopping off Rowling's head
All these politics give me crankiness
And I dream about leaving those jerks for dead, yeah

And I pray that Shakira gets off the hook, yeah
And I pray you're exposed as the actual crook, yeah