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Song Parodies -> "From Just a Cell Each Grew"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"From Just a Cell Each Grew"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

From just a cell each grew;
One gave Einstein.
Yet another gave W.

One thought high things;
One brought us spy rings.

You know, it seems random:
One mapped light and sound.

He get it from daddy? . . .
The other is a mad lightweight clown
Who won't let cells form new
Stem research lines,
No lines.

W,
W,
W,
W, tell me how
He got up there,
The presidency.
More brains cells: plow.

Quite clearly
That from one cell, what grew
Is no Einstein.

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alvin rhodes - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
yeah, hard to believe they are the same species, ain't it ?
John Barry - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks a third time, Alvin.
Dee Range - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Einstein, dead, is still the smarter of the two. And probably speaks better.
Spaff.com - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Other than the awkward line "More brain cells: plow," this is darn near perfect. It's tight, funny, and surprisingly poignant. I really should know the original, but I don't, so I pledge to track it down in time for you to celebrate #100.
TJC - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Great concept and execution.... interestingly, they were both patent clerks in their youth.... naaaaaah!
AFW - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Great study in contrast...and so true

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