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Song Parodies -> "I Top with Relish Food"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"I Top with Relish Food"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I top with relish food
Of every kind.

I slop it onto a beef stewed
Or fish fryin',
Key Lime pie 'n'

I put it in brandy
And then wash it down,
Dribble it on candy,
On lamb and rabbit; cake, bundt and pound.

I top with relish food
Of every kind
Then dine.

It's on stew,
It's in roux,
It's in brew,
It's on gnu and Chow-Chow,
Slathered on hare,
On tarts and pastry
And steaks from cow.
And deer meat.

I top with relish food;
Alone I dine.

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alvin rhodes - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment
i read it with relish...5s
Matthias - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Relish is the word
John Barry - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Matthias.
TJC - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment
The lingo meister strikes again!
AFW - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny, but kind of a sad ending...no one should dine alone...
Meriadoc - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Chow should never be eaten without relish.... nice one!

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