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Song Parodies -> "I Am Repelled by Goos"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I Am Repelled by Goos"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I am repelled by goos,
All kinds of slime,
Like wetted glops that ooze
From your rhin 'n'
Drop when we're dinin'.
Please blow, I can't stand it--
It's runnin' toward ground
And lands in your brandy. . .
Raise your hand, and then you gulp it down.
I am repelled by goos,
Coursing from rhin. . .
Can't dine.
I hate goo,
I hate goo,
I hate goo,
I hate goo, Google now
Will I for where
To block instantly
Your snout and how.
It's smeary!
I am repelled by goos,
Please stanch your rhin!
All kinds of slime,
Like wetted glops that ooze
From your rhin 'n'
Drop when we're dinin'.
Please blow, I can't stand it--
It's runnin' toward ground
And lands in your brandy. . .
Raise your hand, and then you gulp it down.
I am repelled by goos,
Coursing from rhin. . .
Can't dine.
I hate goo,
I hate goo,
I hate goo,
I hate goo, Google now
Will I for where
To block instantly
Your snout and how.
It's smeary!
I am repelled by goos,
Please stanch your rhin!
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I know the original song so I had to read this. I liked it, but I don't rightly know what your song is about. Maybe there is some movie I missed? Anyway, when I think of goo it means the major component of weenie music.
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