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Song Parodies -> "Amazon Belle Are You"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Amazon Belle Are You"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Amazon belle are you,
At six foot, nine.

Be better if I weren't three, two,
But I'm higher
When you're a lier

You bow when I stand up;
You have to bend down,
Giving you a backache.
Lift me off the ground!

I'll elevate to you,
Climbing your spine.

I'm three, two,
I'm three, two,
I'm three, two,
I'm three, two--sixty pounds
I tease my hair,
Make it to three, three. . .
Pompadoured mounds.

You hear me?
Hands cupped, I yell to you,
Ears in the sky.
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Johnny D - June 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I like "Xena, Warrior Princess", too ... not to mention "Sheena, Queen of the Jungle" ... rrrrowwrrrrr.
AFW - June 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Ahh, love comes in all sizes...555
Michael Pacholek - June 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I thought "Big Love" was about Mormon polygamy. This is a better idea. I'll bet Arwen, the world's shortest amazon, also likes it.
John Barry - June 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD, AFW, MP.
Red Ant - June 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice work here, John. I wonder if anyone has done "An Amazon Woman" to "American Woman" yet?.

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