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Song Parodies -> "Body Canvas for Tattoos"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Body Canvas for Tattoos"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This is the story of 29 year old Leah Jung who is a heavily tattoed model that is taking the Ink World by storm. She is a blonde beauty whose body is a gallery of tattoos- she has 14 major blocks of them. Looks absolutely stunning and is on the cover of Inked Magazine this month- caught my eye, so I am writing about her. The cover: http://www.ownzee.com/attachments/photos/pic6/4deb0016-b678-49a5-986c-6b61cdbab12d.jpg
Body canvas for tattoos
Leah Jung, 29

Your body is a gallery of tattoos
She ain’t concealin’
Her art’s revealin’

An Inked model that’s always in demand
You struttin’ around
A living, breathing canvas
Gracin’ the cover of Ink mags all over town

Body canvas for tattoos
Leah Jung, 29
You’re so fine

We love you
We love you
We love you
34-24-36 babe- WOW!!!
And we don’t care
About your tattoo gallery
You are amazing anyhow

Inked Girl fantasy
Body canvas for tattoos
Leah Jung, 29
(stunning beauty)
http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/1/3/2/2/8/5/7/1/orig-13228571.jpg http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/leahjung/default/large-prf-1277230068.jpg http://journalstone.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Leah-Jung-5.jpg http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lecuq5rAoh1qbbuybo1_500.jpg http://consortpr.weebly.com/uploads/6/9/6/9/6969247/5846132_orig.jpg

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Wild Child JIN - June 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Personally, I don't like tattoos, especially on girls/women, girls and/ or women are supposed to have beautiful bare skin, the way I like skin to be on everyone! ;-) But I'll tattoo three 5's onto this parody though! :-)
Patrick - June 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Tattoos are forever. I met a man once who had a naked woman tattooed on each arm. It limited the types of jobs he could hold, since he could not appear in public contact positions wearing short sleeves. I've even heard of women having their facial makeup tattooed permanently, frequently to the detriment of their health. I do see a lot of tattoos this time of year. Like JIN, I'd rather see skin, a lot more of than I get to see.
Rob Arndt - June 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Leah Jung is also an aspiring singer who has a song out called "Afraid"- she is working on her first album for release sometime this year AFAIK. Personally, I do not like tattoos, but Leah is an Inked Honey!!!

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