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Song Parodies -> "I'm Cookin' Spelt 'n' Ewe"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Cookin' Spelt 'n' Ewe"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I'm cookin' spelt* 'n' ewe.
The two combine
To form a meaty, grainy stew
That's sublime 'n'
Is well worth tryin'.
Some folks just can't stand it;
When they have sat down
At my table; badly
Mannered, they will spit it toward the ground.
They don't like spelt 'n' ewe--
They say, "Not fine!
Not fine!!
"Mutton stew!
Mutton stew!
Mutton stew!
Mutton stew! Dish it out!
That is good fare
And we all want it!
Throw this sh*t out!
You hear us?!"
So, no more spelt 'n' ewe
Now when we dine.
[fade on sound of people eating gluttonously]
*a type of wheat
The two combine
To form a meaty, grainy stew
That's sublime 'n'
Is well worth tryin'.
Some folks just can't stand it;
When they have sat down
At my table; badly
Mannered, they will spit it toward the ground.
They don't like spelt 'n' ewe--
They say, "Not fine!
Not fine!!
"Mutton stew!
Mutton stew!
Mutton stew!
Mutton stew! Dish it out!
That is good fare
And we all want it!
Throw this sh*t out!
You hear us?!"
So, no more spelt 'n' ewe
Now when we dine.
[fade on sound of people eating gluttonously]
*a type of wheat
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