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Song Parodies -> "Gelled Swell, Well Held-up 'do"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Gelled Swell, Well Held-up 'do"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Gelled swell, well held-up 'do
Is lookin' fine.
You'd better glop it on or you
Will be cryin'
If it goes flyin'.
Still, it ain't one damn bit
Like the thing that's found
On that oafish bandit
Trump. . .awful auburn outlandish mound.
How's that thing held on--glue?
It don't look fine.
Canine?
I'd say you
Don't need glue
Just some goo
For your 'do, which looks now
Like gorgeous hair
The envy o' me
And of my frau. . .
Jealousy!
Gelled swell, well held-up 'do—
Wish it were mine.
Is lookin' fine.
You'd better glop it on or you
Will be cryin'
If it goes flyin'.
Still, it ain't one damn bit
Like the thing that's found
On that oafish bandit
Trump. . .awful auburn outlandish mound.
How's that thing held on--glue?
It don't look fine.
Canine?
I'd say you
Don't need glue
Just some goo
For your 'do, which looks now
Like gorgeous hair
The envy o' me
And of my frau. . .
Jealousy!
Gelled swell, well held-up 'do—
Wish it were mine.
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as solid and well-shaped as trump's 'do
Pirate Jack, you know best that the ladies look at his Loot . . long before they see anything else, Sir.
Thanks, Alvin, Madame.
Great title - started laughing before I'd even clicked on the parody
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