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Song Parodies -> "That Gal Can Fell a Moose"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"That Gal Can Fell a Moose"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
That gal can fell a moose
With her carbine.
That's what you want a veep to do
When lead's flyin',
Not hit old-guy grin.
She wastes large ungulates;
She's gunnin' 'em down.
Comes from the tundra state,
Where a ton, a spate, o' pork is found.
That gal's a fella's muse--
A Keating Five
Bag guy.
She's his muse,
She hits moose,
But not moues
When it moves—old man's mouth
'cause she don't share
Penchant of Cheney
For drinking bout.
Like Dick C.
That gal can tell amus-
ing tales. . .a line.
With her carbine.
That's what you want a veep to do
When lead's flyin',
Not hit old-guy grin.
She wastes large ungulates;
She's gunnin' 'em down.
Comes from the tundra state,
Where a ton, a spate, o' pork is found.
That gal's a fella's muse--
A Keating Five
Bag guy.
She's his muse,
She hits moose,
But not moues
When it moves—old man's mouth
'cause she don't share
Penchant of Cheney
For drinking bout.
Like Dick C.
That gal can tell amus-
ing tales. . .a line.
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especially liked the moose / moues line
Pirate Jack, just a little Moo _ _ early in the Mornin' . . . .
I'm glad someone remembers the Keating Five.
Clever word use
This gal of yours sounds like one of those badgirls. Great song. 555! I just hope that she stays away from our pal Lance Holloway aka weremoose. I'm becoming so John Candy-like all of a sudden, it's like i'm turning into John Candy himself. Looks like some of his essence is rubbing off on me.
This gal of yours sounds like one of those badgirls. Great song. 555! I just hope that she stays away from our pal Lance Holloway aka weremoose. I'm becoming so John Candy-like all of a sudden, it's like i'm turning into John Candy himself. Looks like some of his essence is rubbing off on me.
Don't worry, on her recent visit to New York, we kept her away from Mike Mussina. And her babysitters kept her away from the press. Except for Katie Couric. Hmmmm... wonder if that explains Bristol, getting away from her babysitter!
That's good to know.
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