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Song Parodies -> "They Put Me in a Zoo (Version 21)"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"They Put Me in a Zoo (Version 21)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This is a serious topic about South American "Forced Womanhood" where young Brazilian teen boys are taken from the streets or jail by sex slavers to be turned into she-males due to their androgynous looks (very common in Brazil). The boys have to endure surgery for breast implants, lip augmentation, facial surgery, forced to take estrogen, have their eyebrows plucked and body hair removed- all for male prostitution. Many are forced to work the streets and are known as "Butterflies" for obvious transformation reason while some are high priced She-males that command $1000 and act as escorts for rich straight men that prefer exotics. I wrote about this in an article to a men's magazine in the 2000s about how damaging it was and of course the famous mag rejected it b/c they promote sexuality and perversion. I was rejected according to form letter for unacceptable content more suited to a niche market. The article was a serious one, not a letter to the editor of why that mag didn't feature she-males. It was technical and modern. Rejected. I am using it here to inform and enlighten. THIS IS NOT A SEXUAL PARODY!!!
They put me in a zoo
Sex trade crime

My androgynous looks for show
Nature changin'
Parts rearrangin'

Sex slavers are bandits
In poor Brazil abound
What they do is crazy
“Forced Womanhood” as bad as it sounds

[Make “She-males” for male prostitute crowds]

They put me in a zoo
Was sex trade crime
The knife applied

Got new fake boobs
Estrogen too
Pumped lips to boot
They used ev’ry technique
And they didn’t care
‘Bout sexuality
Sent me to the streets

[Rich “Straights” are freaks]

“Butterfly”... ME!!!
They put me in a zoo
Was sex trade crime
(Tuck my junk to deceive)

[Just look at this body... now curvy]

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