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Song Parodies -> "Grasshopper Mid-air Duel"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Grasshopper Mid-air Duel"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

One of the last and weirdest air to air combat engagements occured on the Western Front when a Piper L-4 Grasshopper (a military version of the Cub) spotted a Fi-156 Storch (Stork) liason aircraft hugging the terrain below. The Piper was unarmed but the two crew (Duane Francis and Bill Martin) had .45 pistols and so started firing at the Storch which was also unarmed! The Storch pilot was too low and slow to effectively evade and ramming was not an option either as the L-4 held the advantage. So the German pilot was forced down. This is the only recorded use of personal firearms being used to bring down an enemy aircraft in WW2 and is also the last recorded air battle in WW2 (officially). Unofficially, the Germans killed a Yak-9 near Berlin, but that remains unverified. Normally, the Storch had room for an optional 7.92mm MG-15 to the rear, but even if it had one the L-4 was above it and too close to fire back effectively. Both were near the ground. Only instance of one liason aircraft vs another! The Storch is generally regarded by both sides as the best STOL military aircraft ever with helicopter-like abilities. It rescued Mussolini from Gran Sasso. Rommel AND Montgomery had a personal Storch! And Hanna Reitsch landed one right near the Brandenburg Gate in late April 1945 to rescue the Fuhrer (he refused to leave Berlin). An amazing aircraft, the Storch was continued by France, Czechoslovakia, and Rumania with close to 2700 produced from 1936-45 in Germany and 400 more postwar used until 1970!!!
Grasshopper mid-air duel
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Last air battle of World War II
Storch low-flyin’
L-4 crew firin’

Storch was a STOL bandit
Was huggin’ the ground
Pistols came in handy
Yanks fired .45s- forced it down

[Germans surrendered once on the ground]

Grasshopper mid-air duel
End of line
Ja? Nein!!!

Low it flew
Low it flew
Low it flew
Was hugging the terrain
L-4 aware
Duane and Bill firing
Pistols- insane!!!

[Worked all the same]

Victory!
Grasshopper mid-air duel
End of line
(Storch was last victim before V-E Day)
Fi-156 Storch and L-4 Grasshopper: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Fieseler_Fi_156_Storch.jpg http://www.warbirdalley.com/images/L4A-OY-ECV.jp g

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Old Man Ribber - February 20, 2013 - Report this comment
Rob - Another interesting tale. Rommel used a Storch as his command plane to co-ordinate his columns. Often, he tied a note to something heavy and threw it out the window. The message was usually something like "If you don't move faster, I'm coming down!". ;D
Patrick - February 20, 2013 - Report this comment
I've heard of this encounter being reenacted at an air show. That would be something interesting to see.
Rob Arndt - February 20, 2013 - Report this comment
Two RAF Vice Marshals also used the Storch and Japan and Russia each had their own version during the war. Germany produced a few enlarged Fi-256 a/c mainly for air ambulance service.
AFW - February 20, 2013 - Report this comment
Sounds like an adventure Snoopy and The Red Baron might have
Rob Arndt - February 20, 2013 - Report this comment
OMR, Btw the Storch was Rommel's battlefield assement a/c, a Fi-156C-3/trop DL+AW. His command and transport a/c was a He-111H-6 VG+ES. Contrary to popular belief neither was really his personal a/c, as they came from Kurierstaffel Afrika. He used DL+AW a lot and so it is described as his personal a/c even though he used several Storks. The British use came from captured Storch a/c...

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