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Song Parodies -> "Dahmer"

Original Song Title:

"Donna"

Original Performer:

Richie Valens

Parody Song Title:

"Dahmer"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

"No, Dahmer! No, Dahmer!
No, Dahmer! No, Dahmer!"

There was a boy,
Jeffrey was his name.
Took a left knee
And put it on the flame.
'Cause he loves to grill,
He's gonna rotisserie,
Rotisserie.

What's that he's chawin'?
Looks like a breast bone.
You start to yell,
'Cause you're in his home.
Yeah, he loves to grill,
Dahmer's on a cooking spree,
A cooking spree.

Eyes darting.
His mind is gone.
He views you as a stew�
All the thyme and all the cloves for you-ou-ou.

There was a boy,
Jeffrey was his name
In his belfry
The bats are all insane
And he wants to grill,
You in his rotisserie,
So, issue screams:

"No, Dahmer! No, Dahmer!
No, Dahmer! No, Dahmer!. . ."

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Joe Melchionne - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Grim but funny 555
Claude Prez - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
"I love a girl" + "He loves to grill" -- excellent; great stuff.
Kristof Robertson - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Great concept well done...555
Claude Prez - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I meant = not +
John Barry - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Joe, Claude, Kristof.

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