I breathe through my mouth when she's near
I breathe through my mouth when she's near
Ma babe at dis hour could sho' use a showah
I breathe through my mouth when she's near

Her hair, it could use a shampoo
Her hair, it could use a shampoo
Escape, her fleas tryin' but most o' dem dyin'
Her hair, it could use a shampoo

Her feet, man, dey sho' smells like cheese
Her feet, man, dey sho' smells like cheese
Dey faintin,' not gawkin wherever she's walkin'
Try not to get downwind o' these

You'd think dat she ran outta soap
You'd think dat she ran outta soap
I'm singin' dis tune yeah, she ain't no petunia
And I'm at da end o' mah rope

Her breath's like da sewage plant broke
Her breath's like da sewage plant broke
On her I ain't crushin' since she stopped tooth brushin'
Her breath smells just like sulfur smoke

Her stench ain't no heaven, dogs run when she pets 'em
Their tails between their legs
Dat girl was delicious, but now smells suspicious
Me thinks it's rotten eggs

Dem pigs dat lives down on da farm
Dem pigs dat lives down on da farm
Dey cleaner den she iz, so now I go for pigs
Hey, it don't do no one no harm!

I'm tellin' you this so it's clear
I breathe through my, breathe through my,
Breathe through my, breathe through my,
Breathe through my mouth when she's near!