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Song Parodies -> "I Won't be Home for Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"I'll be Home for Christmas"

Original Performer:

Perry Como

Parody Song Title:

"I Won't be Home for Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

My 2950th parody!
I won't be home for Christmas
Been on a robbery spree
Did some snow and made heroin dough
'til the Feds laid hold of me!

Christmas Eve will find me
In jail or so it seems
I won't be home for Christmas
I gotta make a plea!

< instrumental break >

Christmas Eve will find me
Fighting off sodomy
I won't be home for Christmas
And I might just lose some teeth!!!

Gotta lawyer-up, you see...
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Max Power - December 22, 2015 - Report this comment
Is it bad that the first I heard of Perry Como was from that Twilight Zone episode? The episode that would be parodied in a Simpson Halloween Special.
Rob Arndt - December 22, 2015 - Report this comment
To the cornfield!!!
Jonathan - December 22, 2015 - Report this comment
happy 2950th Rob!!! ...yeesh I can't imagine how long it'd take me to accumulate that number of parodies and you did it in what? 5 years? Congrats!!! by the by I'm still open to requests if you or any other parodists have them! 2016 is going to be a fun year for me! :) 5's
Rob Arndt - December 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon! Technically, 4 yrs, 8 mos, 21 days! 350 parodies this year which is actually low for me compared to years 1-2 where I averaged 850 a year! As for parodies, can you do something with Hall & Oates "You Make My Dreams Come True?" You could also poke fun at Jared Fogle of Subway with "Sub Eater" off "Maneater!" Throw in a line about Jared getting new "footlongs" in prison!!!
Jonathan - December 23, 2015 - Report this comment
^ but of course Rob! consider 'em done! you know between two requests of yours and an idea I'm working on at least three of my parodies over the next year are going to be of "Maneater" those should be really fun to write! :)
Rob Arndt - December 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Jon, you made me do another Hall & Oates parody for tomorrow. Look for it. Am eager to read all your upcoming parodies :-))

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