Who's the leader of a clutch
Whose job is to lobby?

V-I-C-K nix S-P-O-U-S-E

Oh, man! old man holds hands,
Despite where he wants to be:

W*-H-I-T-E-H-O-U-S-E

Vick, nix spouse, Cin's his spouse.
Guess his ethical standards weren't so
High, high, high, high.

But his song: "I did no wrong!
No joint was jammed in, see!!"

W*-I-L-L-Y-S-O-U-N-D**

Cindy, spouse, mum;
Must be glum.
There's a new face on
Her guy, guy, guy.

Vick's a vixen;
He's in place on,
All over this girl--
They go sparking.

Who is seething at the slut
Who made it with Johnny?

C-I-N-D-Y-S-P-O-U-S-E

Oh, man! Old man's pole stands
For some slut down in D.C.:

V-I-C-K nix S-P-O-U-S-E.

Cindy, spouse:
"Vicki, louse!"
Her dudgeon for her man sure must be
High! High!! High!!! High!!!!

Comes along, the Post (not schlong!)
And joins the Gray Lady***

Sics reporters who write:
"Femme 'friend' woos Johnny."


*pronounced "dubya"
**Slick Willy [sic], as in: "I did not have sex with that woman!"
***New York Times