Change your body, do it, a slam-you dram, now
(Come on, Henry, do the loco potion)
I know you’ll get to like it, and you won’t give a damn now
(Come on, Henry, do the loco potion)
Ain’t vittles, tasty philtre, not booze exactly
Your queasiness will lift and you’ll feel easy
So slug on, slug on, do the loco potion Henry
You gotta swig your sip now. Come on, taste it
Up cup, toss back
Well when you drink it, you’ll be wack, loco

Once you will have done it, it’s in your brain, wow!
(Come on, Henry, do the loco potion)
So chug-a, chug-a whole one and you’ll go insane, now
(Come on, Henry, do the loco potion)
Do it twice, believe me—you will lose control
A little bit’ll blitz ya; you’ll be on a roll
So glug on, glug on, do the loco potion Henry

Roll around the floor in loco motion
(Come on, Henry, do the loco potion)
Watch hair grow on hands, then cause a commotion
(Come on, Henry, do the loco potion)
You’ll never find romance if you don’t drink it, dude
You’ll speak and feel real randy and do things that’s lewd
So come on, don’t hide—do the loco potion, Henry

Come on, Henry, do the loco potion. . . .