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Song Parodies -> "Starfish Sex (She's Such a Flake)"
Original Song Title:
"Kit Kat Bar (Give Me a Break)"
Original Performer:
Kit Kat Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"Starfish Sex (She's Such a Flake)"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Starfish sex is Millennial talk for a girl just lying prone, arms straight out, legs wide open waiting for the guy to finish "the act" in total boredom and/or non-participation.
Starfish sex, Starfish sex
What's with this chic who just stares at the stars?
Is hard to stay up when she acts this way
Oh Dear Lord, what will my friends say?
Starfish sex, Starfish sex
Don't lay like that, just a piece of ass, wrap your arms around me
And join the PAR...ty... Damn!!!
Starfish sex, Starfish sex
Gotta dump this chic before my rep gets marred!
We're BREAKING up!!!
What's with this chic who just stares at the stars?
Is hard to stay up when she acts this way
Oh Dear Lord, what will my friends say?
Starfish sex, Starfish sex
Don't lay like that, just a piece of ass, wrap your arms around me
And join the PAR...ty... Damn!!!
Starfish sex, Starfish sex
Gotta dump this chic before my rep gets marred!
We're BREAKING up!!!
I used the original 7 line Snicker.com version from Yahoo Answers and added the alternate modern 3 line short version to make 10 lines.
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I must know some later version. Well now I know what starfish sex is
I'll admit the first time I heard the term "Starfish Sex" I got this highly disturbing visual of Patrick from SpongeBob... "shudders" ...now if you'll excuse me I've gotta go bleach my brain again so I can once again FORGET that image! ...and probably grab a Kit-Kat bar too! 455
Thanks guys! Starfish sex to me sounds like lazy Spread Eagle!
By the way, the Patrick on Sponge Bob is not related to me. Every day I tune into AIR I learn something new. Occasionally, it is something I wish I hadn't.
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