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Song Parodies -> "Kit Kat Whore"

Original Song Title:

"Kit Kat Bar"

Original Performer:

Kit Kat Bar Ad

Parody Song Title:

"Kit Kat Whore"

Parody Written by:

New Jersey Proud

The Lyrics

Melania Trump worked at the Kit Kat Club when Trump solicited her. He was with another woman, so Melania didn't give out her number. He got hers. Supposedly, in Slovenia Melanja was paid $1000 per customer and Trump used to pay up to $10,000 a night for a model "escort!" A match made in... Well...
Gimme a piece,
Gimme a piece
Gotta get a piece of that Kit Kat whore!!!

That Melanja chic's gonna make my day
One Grand ain't gonna break my bank!

Gimme a piece,
Gimme a piece,
It's just sex not love,
Her T&A are hot enough,
Gotta get a piece of that
KIT KAT Whore!!!

What?
She's with Donald Trump the real estate guy?
That's not fair!

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