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Song Parodies -> "I'll Be Fleecing You (the Stockbrokers's Song)"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Be Seeing You"
Original Performer:
Kate Smith
Parody Song Title:
"I'll Be Fleecing You (the Stockbrokers's Song)"
Parody Written by:
Eye1zLotto
The Lyrics
This one might as well have been titled: "the stockbroker's song". Dedicated to any/all whose broker has taken them to the cleaners!
I'LL BE FLEECING YOU
I'll be fleecing you
In all the old expected places
That your greed, like mine, embraces
So what's new?
On that trading day
The tip from where, I'll never say
The bonds I will sell
The phantom stocks, the tales I'll tell
I'll be fleecing you
In every stock, I'll play that day
In margin calls that you must pay
I'll always hold the truth at bay
I'll blind you to all facts but one
Nothing I say is ever true
I'll be booking out by noon
Cuz, I'll be fleecing you!
I'll be fleecing you
In all the old expected places
That your greed, like mine, embraces
What a coup!
I'll blind you to all facts but one
And when the ether's through
I'll be booking out by noon
Cuz, I've been fleecing you!
I'll be booking out by noon
Cuz, I've been fleecing you!
I'll be fleecing you
In all the old expected places
That your greed, like mine, embraces
So what's new?
On that trading day
The tip from where, I'll never say
The bonds I will sell
The phantom stocks, the tales I'll tell
I'll be fleecing you
In every stock, I'll play that day
In margin calls that you must pay
I'll always hold the truth at bay
I'll blind you to all facts but one
Nothing I say is ever true
I'll be booking out by noon
Cuz, I'll be fleecing you!
I'll be fleecing you
In all the old expected places
That your greed, like mine, embraces
What a coup!
I'll blind you to all facts but one
And when the ether's through
I'll be booking out by noon
Cuz, I've been fleecing you!
I'll be booking out by noon
Cuz, I've been fleecing you!
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Right on. I'm sending this to my "X" broker immediately!
Mr. Eye: I just read this today, great job-not too many have parodied this song, I did one also
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