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Song Parodies -> "Why Do I Write?"

Original Song Title:

"Why Was I Born?"

Original Performer:

Judy Garland

Parody Song Title:

"Why Do I Write?"

Parody Written by:

Al Silver

The Lyrics

I come out of retirement only because this parody is REVOLUTIONARY. I officially retire starting... NOW.
Why do I write, is this job bracing?
Why do I rhyme, and watch my pacing?
What do I want from Chuck I cannot hope for?
What do I mope for? Just read and see

Friends said, "Have fun"; don’t know what they meant
When this is done, I want some payment
I bring in ads, and not Chucky G.
Why don’t I get a nice fee?

Does Chucky own Means of Production?
I’m not alone in his seduction
I’ve read Karl Marx, so here’s what to do:
Just break the chains that bind you.
In the OS, the third verse repeated the second. I wrote new lyrics, instead.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.0
How Funny: 1.8
Overall Rating: 1.8

Total Votes: 4

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Lifeliver - April 15, 2013 - Report this comment
Wouldn't we all like to get a fee? To do that, you have to perform as well as you write, which would apply to very few of us. Rather a gloomy song and gloomy theme, but well-matched.

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