Tucker bump a “Earth B’er” on a sidewalk.

Intimidate a Biden voter at a poll spot.

Pull a gun on kid joggin through your block.

Ya think it's your right well, it’s just-a gaslight.

Cuss out a cop, spit in his face.

Take a shit on Nancy’s place.

Yeah, we think we’re tough.


Because we’re from a small town.

See how much we get to clown.

Around here, we all believe;

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve.

Pride parade, I recommend you don't.

Try that in a small town.


Got a way that my granpappy taught me,

That white is right and the browns work for me.

Well, that shit don’t fly in the city, oh fuck.


So we traveled from our small town,

We grabbed our rifles and we headed down,

To a city that’s full of browns.

We crossed that line, it didn’t take long,

After Trump came out with his itty bitty schlong.


We are from a small town,

Full of good ol' boys, lookin for a fight.

Who think that freedom is just their right.


Meth heads cook rocks in small towns.

Racists hide out in small towns.

White kids shoot up small towns,

See how they arrested without harm.

Around here, we take care of our own.

But if your liberal, it won't take long

For you to find out, I recommend you don't


Fly into a small town.

Drive through a small town.

Ooh-ooh,

Mother fuck a small town.