Who's next? Pipe down 'cause we don't care about
What you have to say.
We've only got one flavor today. It's
The same one we had yesterday.
One Flavor! Yo!
Hey, can't you read? We don't have lemon ice.
I'll throw you out if I must tell you twice!

We only serve our stuff in dishes
So don't ask for a cone.
Now don't you call the B.B.B. (1)
Hang up your stupid phone.
One Flavor! Yo!
You hush up that high-pitched whining voice
And go to Dairy Queen if you want choice!

Only one flavor - here in our ice cream case.
Do us a favor - shut up or leave this place.
Knock off you complaining. Don't act like a drip.
All we've got is tuna raisin chip.

I've had enough of your sob stories, so
Can that stupid act.
Our union says we can serve just one kind.
It's here in our contract!
One Flavor! Yo!
You'll be grateful or here's what we'll do:
My staff and I will mop the floor with you.

Whatcha mean my rotten attitude's
Getting you in a rage.
It's 'cause I'm being paid much less
Than a minimum wage.
One Flavor! Yo!
It don't take a genius to see
If you worked here you'd act much worse than me!

Only one flavor - you heard what I have said.
One kind to savor - like it or you drop dead.
Here's your damn coupon. Next time you pass this way
It's Customer Appreciation Day!