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Song Parodies -> "Why Don't You Wake Me Like A Rooster Do"

Original Song Title:

"Why Don't You Love Me Like You Used To Do"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hank Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Why Don't You Wake Me Like A Rooster Do"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

why don't you wake me like a rooster do ?
why don't you greet me with a mornin' cue ?
start blarin' real early or i'll lie with no clue
why don't you wake me like a rooster do ?

when time for jumpin', start a thumpin'
and a-crowin' for a long long while
and make it clearer, louder, brasher
in your cocky style

why don't you be a sport and hoot and screech ?
maybe you'd do it if i just beseech
if you only mumble, it'll never get through
why don't you wake me like a rooster do ?

when time for jumpin', start a thumpin'
and a-crowin' for a long long while
and make it clearer, louder, brasher
in your cocky style

why don't you rouse me like a rooster do ?
huff puff a-puffin' still your face is blue
sure its strange, but i'm pleadin' with you
why don't you wake me like a rooster do ?

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Rex - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
This would be hilarious sung deadpan. 555
Ann Hammond - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
I dont eat Corn Flakes in the morning thats why.
John Barry - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Title of the day.
Yoidy - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
This wakes up the bird lover in me! 555
alvin rhodes - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks rex ann john and yoidy
AFW - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
I remember this old HW song..you dressed it up nicely
Tommy Turtle - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Cocky. 555
2Eagle - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Trust me. You don't want a rooster crowing outside your window at 3AM. You're not even allowed to own one in Burbank.
Phil Alexander - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
I used to think that "cock-a-hoop" was a deviant practice until I discovered Webster's dictionary... another parody to crow about, Alvin :-)
alvin rhodes - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks AFW tommy 2eagle and phil

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