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Song Parodies -> "You Are Not My Flag"

Original Song Title:

"You're a Grand Old Flag"

Original Performer:

George M. Cohan

Parody Song Title:

"You Are Not My Flag"

Parody Written by:

Linda Terhune

The Lyrics

The current democrat Congress' measly record under their own liberal Democrat control is telling. It seems extremely clear that the Democrats on the Hill are hell bent on driving their miserable 11% approval rating into the single digits as fast as humanly possible - if not faster. . The American people have spoken in the last several months and are speaking now. They are disgusted by this democrat congress, disappointed at them and their willingness to sacrifice their own country and the people for their own political gain. American knows now that it made one of the biggest mistakes in voting history, trusting the un-trustable, the dishonest, the promise braking do-nothing democrat leaders - voting them into power when clearly, they had done little for the country and even created mass misery in the people for their own political gains – created destructions over the last 6 years – and failed those who voted for them miserably. Americans are speaking and they are clearly speaking load and clear – “voting in this democrat lot of so called leaders in 06 was probably the worst mistake the people have made for themselves voting history and the people see and realize that now. The numbers don't lie, they are clear… the only lies come from the disappointing and failures called the democrats currently in office.
You are not my flag
You were never my flag
And I won't salute or look at you
I won't pledge to you,
red, white or blue
And I won't wear you on my lapel

If you vote for me, ( I'm Barack ) Yeah, Baby
You can be sure if I'm president...
I'll dump the flag, just let it rot
And still call myself patriot


You are not so grand
from the place that I stand
And I'm much more than you'll ever be
You're no emblem of a single thing I love
If you were you'd bear a picture of me

You are old, it's true
I know that about you
And that us liberals said you can burn
And if I should be the president
you'll be first gone - it'll be my turn

it appears that not even Bush after all the dirty political attacks by the so called democrat "leaders" aimed to discredit and distroy him and to lower approval ratings - harm him in any way possible -- not even Bush can reach such dismal approval rating numbers as this democrat cognress at 11% and falling... Proven to fail us and be failures, proven liars and promise breakers, their sleazy comes out clear as day to all - and the country has now spoken louder than ever in history "We voted them in, the biggest mistake we as American voters have ever made and now we are paying with this lot of self absorbed, egocentric, partisan and Anti American losers"

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