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Song Parodies -> "Here Comes Menopause"
Original Song Title:
"Here Comes Santa Claus"
Original Performer:
Gene Autry
Parody Song Title:
"Here Comes Menopause"
Parody Written by:
Bob Gomez
The Lyrics
Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) had this idea a few months back, so please visit it and vote favorably. Everybody have a happy and safe holiday and a very merry parody to all.
Here comes menopause, here comes menopause,
Right down Menopause Lane!
Goodbye to cramps, and hello hot flashes,
Some gals get migraines�
Chuck those tampons, pop that Motrin,
And go shopping for thongs�
Brand new stage, gonna feel your age
When menopause comes along!
Here comes menopause, here comes menopause,
Right down Menopause Row!
Estrogen, schmestrogen, who needs fertility
When you've reached 5-0?!
Creams and patches, while your snatch is
Drying, shriveling, tight�
You'll be reaching for Astroglide
When Santa Claus comes tonight!
Here comes menopause, here comes menopause
Jackie, Jeri and Jane�
Bones getting thinner, what's for dinner
When you've hit "the Change"?
Calcium supplements with French yogurt,
Buy tofurella in pounds!
You'll have cornflakes twice a day
When menopause comes around!
BONUS VERSE�KEY CHANGE!
Here comes menopause, yup, male menopause,
All too common in men!
You've got a sack that's kicking back
As testosterone descends!
This December, your male member:
D'oh! What a droopy surprise!
See your Doc for a pill that rocks
'Cause menopause comes to guys�No lie!
Menopause comes to guys!
Right down Menopause Lane!
Goodbye to cramps, and hello hot flashes,
Some gals get migraines�
Chuck those tampons, pop that Motrin,
And go shopping for thongs�
Brand new stage, gonna feel your age
When menopause comes along!
Here comes menopause, here comes menopause,
Right down Menopause Row!
Estrogen, schmestrogen, who needs fertility
When you've reached 5-0?!
Creams and patches, while your snatch is
Drying, shriveling, tight�
You'll be reaching for Astroglide
When Santa Claus comes tonight!
Here comes menopause, here comes menopause
Jackie, Jeri and Jane�
Bones getting thinner, what's for dinner
When you've hit "the Change"?
Calcium supplements with French yogurt,
Buy tofurella in pounds!
You'll have cornflakes twice a day
When menopause comes around!
BONUS VERSE�KEY CHANGE!
Here comes menopause, yup, male menopause,
All too common in men!
You've got a sack that's kicking back
As testosterone descends!
This December, your male member:
D'oh! What a droopy surprise!
See your Doc for a pill that rocks
'Cause menopause comes to guys�No lie!
Menopause comes to guys!
�Bob Gomez 2004
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I don't think this is what David Bowie had in mind when he said, "Turn and face the strange ch-ch-changes!" Too bad, it might have been a better song! Your imagination certainly had a hot flash! Or is that a power surge?
Just line after line of LOL moments...bravo! 555
Thanks for keepin' it real Bob, great parody.
This song had me rolling. 😁😆🤣
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