-> "Vance The Putin Tart"
Original Song Title:
"Dancing In The Dark"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Vance The Putin Tart"
The Lyrics
Vance is Putin’s tart, fascist true friend
He’ll dance to Putin’s charge on the strings’ ends
Vlad tells his puppet what do to and when to cheer
Vance also a lapdog bussing bum
Loving Vlad, he’ll fight for his new chum
Represents the Turd Reich for his too dumb
Nominal boss that also is wedded
To Vlad as a tart
White Supremacist blight that smooches bum
Of racist rapist Fuehrer that’s led them
To the rancid dark
Slut hillbilly troll
Slut lingual-drills hole
Like Vlad, wants freedom sunk
JD’s the tart kind
Ailing is his “mind”
Kremlin he’s got a friend in
He is gonna fight for Europe’s doom
He’ll help Vlad get his sights on Europe soon
They’ll work to destroy the place together
Vance the Vlad-tart pard
Vlad thoughts get him hard
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