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Song Parodies -> "Deep-fried"
Original Song Title:
"Rawhide"
Original Performer:
Frankie Lane
Parody Song Title:
"Deep-fried"
Parody Written by:
Rod Worden
The Lyrics
Frankie Lane did the original, from which this is taken. He had more whip-cracking (and Howard Dean ya-a-a-aghhs) than the Blues Brothers version. Also, Jake and Elwood sang the last verse twice. Anyhoo.. Outdoor festivals are coming up out here in California. Try not to hit THIS guy's stand...
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Deep-fri-i-i-i-ied!
--Ya-a-a-aghh!! --(Whack!!)
--Ya-a-a-aghh!! --(Whack!!)
Keep rollin' - rollin' - rollin'
Battered, old and swollen
Lard grease brown and rollin'
Deep-fri-i-i-i-ied!
Chicken, pork, together
Wings tough as leather
-- Cursin' this burn-hole in my si-i-ide! --
Health-cert thing I'm missin'
Just suet, smoke, and hissin'
And boilin' in the tub, stuff what died
Batter-up, throw 'em in,
Throw 'em in, hit the ground,
Pick 'em up, blow 'em off--
Deep-fried!
(Whack!!)
SNEEZE-a-lot, wrap-'em-up,
Wrap-'em-up, sneeze-a-lot,
Sneeze a lotttt, wipe 'em offff--
Deep-fri-i-i-i-ied!
--Ya-a-a-aghh!! --(Whack!!)
--Ya-a-a-aghh!! --(Whack!!)
Keep movin', movin', movin'
Screw them disapprovin'
Keep the line a-movin'
Deep-fri-i-i-i-ied!
En-crusted tongs a-bangin'
Cig-'rette ash a-hangin'
Back-hair pokes from my shirt so wi-i-i-ide
The sun makes me so sweaty
Step up-- your order's ready!
It's ready, now, you hump! --Your deep-fried!
Hack it up, pound it flat
Pound it flat, make a splat
Make a splat, that a rat??
Deep-fried!
(Whack!!)
Throw-it-in, stir-it-up
Stir-it-up, pull-it-out
Pull it out, blow it of-f-f-f-f--
Deep-fri-i-i-i-ied!
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
--Ya-a-a-aghh!! --(Whack!!)
--Ya-a-a-aghh!! --(Whack!!)
Deep-fri-i-i-i-ied!
--Ya-a-a-aghh!! --(Whack!!) --
(Whack!!!)
Deep-fried!
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Deep-fri-i-i-i-ied!
--Ya-a-a-aghh!! --(Whack!!)
--Ya-a-a-aghh!! --(Whack!!)
Keep rollin' - rollin' - rollin'
Battered, old and swollen
Lard grease brown and rollin'
Deep-fri-i-i-i-ied!
Chicken, pork, together
Wings tough as leather
-- Cursin' this burn-hole in my si-i-ide! --
Health-cert thing I'm missin'
Just suet, smoke, and hissin'
And boilin' in the tub, stuff what died
Batter-up, throw 'em in,
Throw 'em in, hit the ground,
Pick 'em up, blow 'em off--
Deep-fried!
(Whack!!)
SNEEZE-a-lot, wrap-'em-up,
Wrap-'em-up, sneeze-a-lot,
Sneeze a lotttt, wipe 'em offff--
Deep-fri-i-i-i-ied!
--Ya-a-a-aghh!! --(Whack!!)
--Ya-a-a-aghh!! --(Whack!!)
Keep movin', movin', movin'
Screw them disapprovin'
Keep the line a-movin'
Deep-fri-i-i-i-ied!
En-crusted tongs a-bangin'
Cig-'rette ash a-hangin'
Back-hair pokes from my shirt so wi-i-i-ide
The sun makes me so sweaty
Step up-- your order's ready!
It's ready, now, you hump! --Your deep-fried!
Hack it up, pound it flat
Pound it flat, make a splat
Make a splat, that a rat??
Deep-fried!
(Whack!!)
Throw-it-in, stir-it-up
Stir-it-up, pull-it-out
Pull it out, blow it of-f-f-f-f--
Deep-fri-i-i-i-ied!
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
--Ya-a-a-aghh!! --(Whack!!)
--Ya-a-a-aghh!! --(Whack!!)
Deep-fri-i-i-i-ied!
--Ya-a-a-aghh!! --(Whack!!) --
(Whack!!!)
Deep-fried!
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Deep fived.
This place is just down the road from me. Laughed out loud at: Batter-up, throw 'em in, Throw 'em in, hit the ground, Pick 'em up, blow 'em off-- Deep-fried!
Yes, I remember the original with Frankie Laine. Your pacing was excellent - sound effects and all.
2Eagle has it spelled right: It's Frankie Laine, with an extra i, real name Francis Paul LoVecchio, and he just turned 92. The Chicago native also sang the themes from "Gunslinger," "Rango," "The Misadventures of Sheriff Lobo" and, of course, "Blazing Saddles." One of these days, I'm gonna have to do one of his songs on this site.
Thanks John, Rex, 2Eagle and Michael! Would you believe the annual Asparagus Festival started today in Stockton, CA, and their most popular dish is, no kidding, deep-fried. Thanks also for the spell-check, guys! Michael, you did mean "Ringo", right?
Very funny! I like the "stuff what died" line......555
This one cooks...and enjoyed the vivid animation...prize fries..
I loved the imagery! I can just see the sweaty old cook right now. 5's
Deep thanks, Rick, AFW and Adagio!
very funny, Rod - loved the "--Ya-a-a-aghh!! --(Whack!!)"s too - felt like I was front row at the Blues Brothers - 555
Thanks, Stuart! That was sure some movie. I've probably seen it at least 5 times!
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