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Song Parodies -> "Snooze Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"Blue Christmas"
Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Snooze Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Abbott Skelding
The Lyrics
Day 10 of the "25 Days of Christmas Parody" challenge. Probably my favorite Christmas song. A Christmas story from the perspective of a bored 7 year old. Original Song
This year’s a snooze Christmas, what to do?
At grandpa Lou’s, no Wi-Fi, no YouTube
There’s my great grandma Beth and my great aunt Christy
I’m the only kid here, they’re both like ninety-three
It’s such a snooze, adults are talking
Watching the news, my brain is rotting
Sure there’s cookies alright, but Fig Newton’s ain’t right!
I’d rather have coal than this snooze Christmas
There is no end in sight on this Christmas that’s shite
I might as well snooze, on this snooze Christmas
At grandpa Lou’s, no Wi-Fi, no YouTube
There’s my great grandma Beth and my great aunt Christy
I’m the only kid here, they’re both like ninety-three
It’s such a snooze, adults are talking
Watching the news, my brain is rotting
Sure there’s cookies alright, but Fig Newton’s ain’t right!
I’d rather have coal than this snooze Christmas
There is no end in sight on this Christmas that’s shite
I might as well snooze, on this snooze Christmas
While I love the Elvis Presley version...THIS is my all time favorite version of this song.
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This short and simple song is a blast to parody. I just did it myself about the Evil Dead series. This was pretty cute and funny
It is no fun to go to holiday "celebrations" where relatives sit around and argue about religion and politics.
It's gonna be worse this year.
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