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Song Parodies -> "You're a Failure, Mr. Bush"
Original Song Title:
"You're a Mean One. Mr. Grinch"
Original Performer:
Dr. Seuss
Parody Song Title:
"You're a Failure, Mr. Bush"
Parody Written by:
Chris Bodily TM
The Lyrics
Taking advantage of the Inauguration and the failure of President Bush. I'm surprised I got the pacing to work right in some spots. Click here to sing along.
You're a failure, Mr. Bush
You really are an ill
Had economy to torture
Had Americans to kill
Mr. Buuuu-USH!
You're a third banana
Just like.... Mr. Jong-Il
You're a moron, Mr. Bush
Your brain's an empty hole.
You took the Oath of Office
But you really sold your soul
Mr. Buuuu-USH!
I wouldn't rate you as a
Thirty-nine-point-five percent vote
You're a vile son, Mr. Bush
You've been Prez too long a while
You have all the qual'fications
Of a man named Gomer Pyle
Mr. Buuuu-USH!
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd vote the... man named Gomer Pyle
You're a loser, Mr. Grinch.
You just ran the States amuck
Your heart is full of bull**** wars
An eight-year-long lame duck
Mr. Buuuu-USH!
The three words that best describe you are as follows
And I quote:
"What! The! (Censored)!"
You're a Joker, Mr. Bush
You're not my dream Pres-i-DENT
Wear your scary makeup as you meant
And ask "Where's Harvey Dent?"
Mr. Buuuu-USH!
Your soul is an apalling dump that's just as bad as
When the network ABC canceled PD -- horrible
Wish this had been possible:
Rooting Don, voting Don Knotts
You nauseate me, Mr. Bush
And our nation's fur-i-OUS
Wear your crooked Joker jerky
Asking "Why so ser-i-OUS?"
Mr. Buuuu-USH!
You're a quarter-pounder snotburger and catbox sandwich
With glitter and gloss
You really are an ill
Had economy to torture
Had Americans to kill
Mr. Buuuu-USH!
You're a third banana
Just like.... Mr. Jong-Il
You're a moron, Mr. Bush
Your brain's an empty hole.
You took the Oath of Office
But you really sold your soul
Mr. Buuuu-USH!
I wouldn't rate you as a
Thirty-nine-point-five percent vote
You're a vile son, Mr. Bush
You've been Prez too long a while
You have all the qual'fications
Of a man named Gomer Pyle
Mr. Buuuu-USH!
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd vote the... man named Gomer Pyle
You're a loser, Mr. Grinch.
You just ran the States amuck
Your heart is full of bull**** wars
An eight-year-long lame duck
Mr. Buuuu-USH!
The three words that best describe you are as follows
And I quote:
"What! The! (Censored)!"
You're a Joker, Mr. Bush
You're not my dream Pres-i-DENT
Wear your scary makeup as you meant
And ask "Where's Harvey Dent?"
Mr. Buuuu-USH!
Your soul is an apalling dump that's just as bad as
When the network ABC canceled PD -- horrible
Wish this had been possible:
Rooting Don, voting Don Knotts
You nauseate me, Mr. Bush
And our nation's fur-i-OUS
Wear your crooked Joker jerky
Asking "Why so ser-i-OUS?"
Mr. Buuuu-USH!
You're a quarter-pounder snotburger and catbox sandwich
With glitter and gloss
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hilarious bit o' bashin'
Pretty darned funny, but I wish you had left Pushing Daisies out of this...The W will be long remembered more than that show, it's sad but true.
Hilarious, "mah felluh amairican"! 555
time will tell in his achievements.. but he sure had some screw ups, I'll give you that
LOL!! LMFAO!!! and ROTFL'd at your parody!! So hilarious. The last part of your song is true! That's exactly what Bush is, which is a quarter-pounder snotburger and catbox sandwich. Mr. Grinch meets George W Bush. Bush also reminds me of Marty Wolf (Paul Giamatti) from the movie "Big Fat Liar". 555.
I really enjoyed this parody, and I was tuned into the Obama inauguration all day. I agree with all of the above, and I think that W. turned America into the laughingstock of the world and permanently tarnished both his reputation and that of the Republican Party. However, I think that Bush is a triple-decker bullsh*t and doubletalk sandwich with petroleum sauce and a side of yellowcake. 5s.
It's worth noting upon reading this a year later that I had no idea what you're PD reference was...and then I read my own 1st comment again.
You left a Grinch in, I guess proofreading could have been better.
(Wild Card)- Hilarious! Never would have thought of this idea! Excellent job!
It's ok, but I agree with Agri that the PD reference doesn't really fit. Like mine, probably was a lot more relevant when written than now.
While I think history will be kinder to many back last January, you did well on the pacing and getting the point across. I'll bass you some 5's :)
Meh.
Loved it,5s!
Hmmm, have to admit I think it's a little past the Bush deadline. . .but it was pretty funny.
Mehhhhh...... Glad he's gone and out of here. Welcome Obama! And I've never been one for political parodies, sorry dude.
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