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Song Parodies -> "If You're Wiccan, You'll Go Far"
Original Song Title:
"When You Wish Upon a Star"
Original Performer:
Disney
Parody Song Title:
"If You're Wiccan, You'll Go Far"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
When you're Wiccan, it's not hard
To get a job with law pards.
Throw a cauldron on the fire,
Add eye of newt.
You're part of the legal team,
You're used in cases extreme.
If you're Wiccan, you'll go far
And earn much loot.
Face is lined,
And warts cover your hands.
You fill the cauldron up. . .
Start black-magic chants.
Like a bolt out of the blue,
Your competitors are through.
You wished for and were made pard,
'Cause they fear you.
To get a job with law pards.
Throw a cauldron on the fire,
Add eye of newt.
You're part of the legal team,
You're used in cases extreme.
If you're Wiccan, you'll go far
And earn much loot.
Face is lined,
And warts cover your hands.
You fill the cauldron up. . .
Start black-magic chants.
Like a bolt out of the blue,
Your competitors are through.
You wished for and were made pard,
'Cause they fear you.
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This shouldn't be rated THAT low, but this wasn't the best that I read this far. Sounds like you did it in a hurry. What's a pard?
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