I asked a Reddit question. It was asked in 2019
Four years later, I still don't know how to cure my spleen;
Why it bleeds profusely; why the blood comes out of my knees,
And it's got this stench that keeps attracting bees

I asked another question. No response since 2018
Now I'm swimming in a sea of debt that weighs a sthene*
Why does antimatter cost that much? Thought it's just a sleaze
Now I'll never pay it off 'fore title fees

I can't have medication. You know I'm broke as frick
I spent forever watching shows in bed sick
Watched chick flicks (chick flicks)
Who else loves that all men are charmers
When there's a catfight, they just stand around; no disarmers

La-la-la-la-la
Post that thought, post that thought
La-la-la-la-la
Wait a lot, wait a lot
La-la-la-la-la
Are all screenwriters A.I.?
Is this right? (Huh?) Well, good night

Then there's this other question. No upvotes since 2016
"If we elect Trump, will he appoint Melania queen?
Enslave German people if they don't insult Hillary?"
I know that's outdated, yet I ain't at ease

Asked 'bout the Boston Bombing. Y'all remember 2013
Wasn't Sunil, it was just some kid from Aberdeen
Yeah, he sailed from Scotland. Can't someone verify it please?
Just in case, it could be someone who's Maltese

Third-party applications are going down, down, down
But every clown just doesn't say why it's down
I'll crack down (Ah)
On this John Oliver lown**
When they'll turn this site around
Why does no one ever talk like I'm wearing a crown?

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Wi-Fi's dead, Wi-Fi's dead (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
Choked on bread, choked on bread (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
Though I say Offline Reader's wrong
I can't cough up my Blaa***

I see my Reddits flashing 'fore my eyes, like 2015
When my Facebook posts were banned. The pictures had my jeans
"They're not lolicon memes," I complained, "though you can see my knees!"
But that post was banned on Reddit, 'spite my pleas

I'm on a feeding tube now. I was there, 2017
Used the doctor's laptop to ask 'bout mutated genes
I got no responses. Plus, that quack took my phone from me
Maybe he'll have pity when I fake a wheeze

Sometimes I wish everyone online can
See all my pelvis break out in hives
Sometimes I wish everyone online can
See that this stench will never stop attracting bees