Just how big was the dose
That went down the guy's throat?
Perhaps not enough
To ensure that out his life was snuffed

Poisoned guy's tea, poisoned ice tea
Into veins it was seepin'
Poisons guys he don't want keepin' around

This murderer ain't lazy
To fight him would be crazy
He'll really do you in
All his opponents never win

Poisoned guy's tea, poisons guys he
Believes could be keepin’
Him from vote-rigged cheatin', must keep 'em down

Get this killer grumpy
And you'll be an off-bumpee
Administered toxins'll make you twitch
Next you will be droolin'
Because he's really cruel an'
He will put your filled urn into a niche

Away across the ocean
If you cause commotion
He's gonna put you down
And you will no longer be around

Poisons guys' teas, poisons ice teas
If your place you ain't keepin'
Poisoned ice tea might make sleepin' TOO sound

Get this killer grumpy
And you'll be an off-bumpee
Administered toxins'll make you twitch
Next you will be droolin'
Because he's really cruel an'
Poisinin' guy has got a bitch named Mitch

Across near any ocean
If you cause commotion
He's gonna put you down
He issues orders from Moscow town

Poisoned many, poisons any
Who would dare to be breachin'
His orders, they'll be sleepin'
'neath ground

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