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Song Parodies -> "Don't You Wish You Were Ken Starr"
Original Song Title:
"When You Wish Upon A Star"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Cliff Edwards
Parody Song Title:
"Don't You Wish You Were Ken Starr"
Parody Written by:
William Tong
The Lyrics
Parody written in 1998, when the Special Persecutor was busy spending what later amounted to over $60 million tax payer dollars on the Clinton political witch hunt. (Cliff "Ukulele Ike" Edwards was the voice of Jiminy Cricket, who sang the original song in the 1940 Walt Disney animated film, "Pinocchio.")
Don't you wish you were Ken Starr?
With his power, you'll go far.
Any tactic he desires will have to do.
With his massive legal team,
No request is too extreme.
When you wield the power of Starr,
Nightmares come true.
He's the kind
Who pays to those who love
The entrapment of anyone's wrongdoing.
Like a dolt is apt to do,
He'll step in and run you through.
When you wield the power of Starr,
Your nose turns blue.
(instrumental interlude)
Like a dolt is apt to do,
He steps in and runs you through.
When you wield the power of Starr,
Your nose turns blue.
With his power, you'll go far.
Any tactic he desires will have to do.
With his massive legal team,
No request is too extreme.
When you wield the power of Starr,
Nightmares come true.
He's the kind
Who pays to those who love
The entrapment of anyone's wrongdoing.
Like a dolt is apt to do,
He'll step in and run you through.
When you wield the power of Starr,
Your nose turns blue.
(instrumental interlude)
Like a dolt is apt to do,
He steps in and runs you through.
When you wield the power of Starr,
Your nose turns blue.
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