Chock-full o’ sluts is that hellish coterie
Hell-sent coterie, smelly colterie
Chock-full o’ sluts is that hell-dwell coterie
Better treachery Vlad’s money can’t buy

Chock-full o’ sluts committed to treachery
In for treachery, live for treachery
Chock-full o’ sluts, all committing treachery
Drain the treasury until it runs dry

Chock-full o’ sluts that live for mendacity
Dig mendacity, pig-rats running free
Chock-full o’ sluts that pig at the treasury
When their lips are cleaved to speak, they all lie

Chock-full of sluts is this vast conspiracy
Chock-full of sluts is this rat conspiracy
Chock-full of sluts is this shat conspiracy
Chock-full of sluts is this rat kleptocracy
Chock-full of sluts is this fat plutocracy
Chock-full of sluts, this non-meritocracy
Chock-full of sluts rending this once-great county