Welcome to Vocaloid
Have a look around
Any type of music you can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content; some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you're not the first
Welcome to Vocaloid
Make yourself at home
Would you like to buy some merch for fees that cause your mouth to foam?
There's no need to panic; this isn't a test
Just click "Like" or "Dislike" and we'll do the rest
Welcome to Vocaloid
Won't you please come in?
We've got characters like Miku, Luka, Gumi, Len, and Rin
And Kaito, and Meiko, Fukase, and more
We've got a million different voicebanks in store
Welcome to Vocaloid
Put your cares aside
Here's another meme that mocks the countless songs where Len has died
We've got covers, OG songs, and comedy skits
And a bunch of digital art of Miku and Luka that you probably shouldn't be showing to the kids
Welcome to Vocaloid
Something must be wrong
'Cause your YouTube recommended feed brought up a twisted song
Words and music so off-putting, you just wanna shriek
Don't act surprised; you know you like it, you freak!
See the gang in concert, play some of the rhythm games
Come up with your own headcanons, cosplay Oliver's bird James
Write a fic or start a ship war, buy a vinyl IA figure
Though you'll burn through cash a bit more, make your banker want to quit more - oh well
Here's another lustful song, and yes, it's sung by Len
Kaito kinda sounds like Kermit, there's that "Magnet" song again
What's up with Rin's steamroller? Sweet Ann looks like pus
But Gakupo's an icon 'cause he's so dang fabulous!
Could I interest you in Vocaloids all of the time?
A little taste of Vocaloids all of the time
Teto is an UTAU, but she still counts just fine
When you overload on Vocaloids all of the time
Could I interest you in Vocaloids all of the time?
A little taste of Vocaloids all of the time
Teto is an UTAU, but she still counts just fine
When you overload on Vocaloids all of the time
(You know, it wasn't always like this.)
Quite a long time ago, far before your day
Long before the Virus hit, circa Y2K
We had Leon and Lola on Hand
Those were the first two
We set our sights and spent our nights
Waiting for you
You, poor stress-ridden you
You had so much on your young mind, not sure what to do
Then you stumbled on us, and we helped you get through
Now look at you. Oh, look at you!
You, you! Unstoppable, watchable
You broke the mold, your tales are told...honey, how you grew!
And if we stick together, who knows what we'll do?
'Twas the plan all along
To grace the world with your songs
(*Mixture of laughing and crying* Sorry, that was just really emotional. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah.)
Could I interest you in Vocaloids all of the time?
A little taste of Vocaloids all of the time
Teto is an UTAU, but she still counts just fine
When you overload on Vocaloids all of the time
Could I interest you in Vocaloids all of the time?
A little taste of Vocaloids all of the time
Teto is an UTAU, but she still counts just fine
When you overload on Vocaloids and anything with Vocaloids and everything with Vocaloids all of the time