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Song Parodies -> "You Won't Survive"

Original Song Title:

"I Touch Myself"

Original Performer:

Blondie

Parody Song Title:

"You Won't Survive"

Parody Written by:

Nick Wolf

The Lyrics

This is my own Hitler parody of the song "I Touch Myself" called "I Shoot Myself". ***PLEASE NOTE: I write theese songs to not be racest, but to make fun of Hitler. As a Jewish person, I know all of the terrible things this teutonic twit did.
I shoot myself; I want you to know it
I give you a grenade; I want you to throw it
I torture yourself, I want you to cry
I kill yourself, I want Jews to die

I don't want anybody else
When I think about Jews a shoot myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else Oh no-oh no -oh no SIEGE HIEL!

You're the one who makes me start running
You're the one who make Jews die
When I think I always start thrashing
I want my bombs to fly

I make Jews cry and see you ignore me
I make Jews die and see you adore me
A fool could tell just how much I hate jews
You'd beg and plead; before I would bake you

I don't want anybody else
When I think about Jews I shoot myself
Ahh ohh I don't want anybody else
Oh no- Oh no- Oh no SIEGE HIEL!

I shoot myself; I want you to know it
I give you a grenade; I want you to throw it
I torture yourself, I want you to cry
I kill yourself, I want Jews to die

I don't want anybody else
When I think about Jews I shoot myself
Ahh ohh I don't want anybody else
Oh no- Oh no- Oh no SIEGE HIEL!

I kill Jews
I love everybody else
And when I think about Jews; I shoot myself
ooh ooOoh ooOoh aaaaahhhh

I don't want anybody else
When I think about Jews I shoot myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else
When I think about Jews I shoot myself

I shoot myself
I shoot myself

I shoot myself
I shoot myself
I shoot myself
I shoot myself

I really do
I shoot myself
I shoot myself
Be kind when you comment please.

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Papageno - March 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Das ist nicht annehmbar. 111
Papageno - March 20, 2007 - Report this comment
This is not acceptable, no matter who it's coming from. Just because you are ok with the content does not give you the right to post this in a public forum. Its ironic how in todays world the glorification of Naziism is more offensive to the German people than it is to the Jewish youth.
Michael Pacholek - March 20, 2007 - Report this comment
And on top of that, while I wouldn't have put this song past Blondie, it was by Divinyls! Dummkopf! Schweinhund! Schmuck! Oy vey!
Parody Police - March 20, 2007 - Report this comment
How DARE you credit the wrong "original" performer...especially one who never did this OS!
MasonR - March 20, 2007 - Report this comment
1: If you're going to do a parody, please do your homework and give proper attribution to the OS performer. You credited the wrong artist here. 2: This wasn't funny. As a fellow Jew, I have a suggestion: next time you want to present something "Humorous" about Hitler, run it by your grandparents first, and see how they react. Then learn something from their reactions. No rating.

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